A Jizz Chasm is the person that steals a Gillygut's last Meat Missile during a lakeside Pickle Baller orgy.
That sombitch Rusty Kuntz just Jizz Chasm'd the last hot dog... i should smack my paddle up side his yap dipper
When a man starts jizzing uncontrollably, unintentionally, and not under his will, automatically at the sight of seeing beautiful gozongas.
Person 1: Whats wrong.
Person 2: Yo, I was jizzing to gozongas.
Person 1: What?
Person 2: I just started jizzing in my pants when I saw her gozongas.
When a man orders a pizza and jizzes on the pizza for the female to eat
Man 1: "Hey mark, I might use the jizz on pizz technique tonight with Lisa"
Man 2: "Oh yeah, she will love that"
a man in his mid fifties who likes to roll around in his own semen and yell random shit as loud as he can.
your dads a f****** jizz thumper!!!
A Jizz Pop is when you put Jizz in a empty can of Baked Beans and leave the can of Jizz in a hot room for a few days, you will get a Jizz Pop.
Seaman dripping from a limp penis
Your a right useless jizz dripper Pete said to him good friend Ryan
when a male homo sapien sees a female homo sapien, he gets a bit exited, and jizzes all over her.