July 4th

The day everyone’s favourite slurp blessed this world for the first time. Happy birthday u grapey bitch xx

Wow it’s July 4th, that’s my favourite persons birthday.

July 4th

If your name is ahmir and you’re born on this day die, die die die!!! Kys!!!! - ahmir

Omg look at that ugly thing I can’t believe he’s born on July 4th

July 13

National sneaky link day;

It’s July 13th you already know that the misses will be alone tonight!

July 13

The day former president Donald J Trump was shot

ON JULY 13th
Billy Bob: yeah trump was shot today

Robby: hope he recovers

July 13

Greasy hair retarded ginger.

Anyone born on July 13 is a greasy ginger.

July 13

National Send Soapy topless pics to your partner.

Hey it’s July 13 where’s my pic?

july 13

national tiddy pic day
a day to send ur bsf a pic of ur boobies :D

bsf: hey it’s july 13 where’s my pic