A jabimba male is a guy that's watched so much right wing dude bro podcasts that his brains turned to total mush and just like barbarians of antiquity used to sound like 'bar bar' to the civilized, their insane rants about womens rights, t levels, and whatever other stupid bullshit they heard on the 500th Joe Rogan wannabe podcast just sounds like 'Ja bim ba' nonsense to the average person
Ugh Eddie's become such a fucking jabimba male ๐
When a male has milk coming out of his nipples.
Male 1: "hey dude squeeze your nipples for me"
Male 2: "holy crap i'm experiencing male lactation"
A fictional gender that started in the bl fan fiction community. In the fan fiction community a fem-male is described as a male with dominantly female features and a uterus past they're prostate. Basically a guy with both male and female reproductive organs inspired by hermaphrodites... This fictional gender is mainly used for writing mpreg or male-pregnancy fanfictions
"How is he pregnant" y/n asked her friend as she saw pregnant male pass her in the hallway "oh he's a fem-male, they have a uterus and are able to get pregnant" her friend replies nonchalantly
A male capable of licking his own balls, usually by either extreme flexibility or by having their bottom ribs surgically removed for this purpose.
"I'm a ligma male"
"Nice try Jonathan. I know you're gonna tell me to lick your balls when I ask you what that means."
"No dude. I was trying to tell you I'm capable of licking my own balls."
The gayest human being. Can't find a girlfriend and always gets picked up by friends and family. He also smells a lot.
What's that smell?
it's Artemis (male) again
Its when a man sit upon a womans face
Face Sitting Male, I sat on my wife face last night and made sure her nose and mouth close to but hole
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While the common sigma male is often over used and indeed not that rare being a whopping 1% of the population the rare skibidi sigma rizzler male has only ever been seen once in the humanoid form. That of Timothy W Hoogerdijik whose feats are incomprehensible to the beta male mind, I will not even bother to list his accomplishments, just note that he truly does live up to the name .
"hey there mister skibidi sigma rizzler male is josh truly a lock down defender?" "I'm going to punch you know."
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