Milk the Cow

When a fat woman or girl squirts out of their vagina

Tonight, the man plans on going to a club to find a fat chick cause he was in the mood to milk the cow.

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Milking for Juice

to force the issue of a particular topic to make it seem more important that it really is.

if you know what time you have to be somewhere and know you will be on itme when someone is pushing the issue of getting ready they are Milking for Juice.

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On Titty Milk

Used in place of "I swear to God.." or "on my mama..", to put emphasis on a point you are trying to get across.

"On titty milk, I didn't touch your food."

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Milk Snowcone

After having glacier sex, the frozen semen that is left on the head of the penis.

I was nailing this chick in Greenland, and I totally wound up with a Milk Snowcone!

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Milk the Cat

In the action of or about to get the pussy. Can be used in past tense.

I milked the cat so hard last night.
I am going to milk the cat every night.

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Night Milk

Milk that tastes better than all other milk, simply because it is drank during the night. Essentially the same concept as night water but with milk.

Kevin: Well it's 3AM. What should we get to drink?

Ethan: How about some night milk from McDonalds!

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Milk Carton

When you milk a bong so good, it becomes a milk carton.

You're milking the shit out of that bong John, that's a damn milk carton right there.

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