Fucked Up Mouth

A girl in class who has horrid teeth and buts in your conversation asking you something stupid, when you didn't say any close to what she said.

Dan: hey, have you seen Cake Boss?
Brandon: No
Dan: You should, the whole show is like 'hey that's the wrong frosting!'
Fucked Up Mouth: did you just call me a gay prostitute?
Dan & Brandon: uhh no. were talking about Cake Boss

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Swordfight in her mouth

Popularised (and made?) by the musical of Heathers. Basically describes a cockfight happening inside of a girls mouth.

Heather: I remember differently! I seem to remember there was a-
Ram: BIG SWORDFIGHT IN HER MOUTH

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running your mouth

saying smart ass things and generally bitching at a fast pace. Yelling out paragraphs of bitchyness really quickly. Blabbing nonsensical things in an argument just to take up time and have your voice heard.
(the running part means that is is done at a fast pace or else it would be called "walking your mouth")

"they were in a rational argument and she said something that offended him, so he started running his mouth to show his disaproval"

EX.

Him: hey, Jessica
Her: My name isn't fucking Jessica
Him: fuck, fuck, fuck, man, fuck, just fuck it man, fuck, fuck, fuck
Her: What the hell is wrong with you!?
Him: you need to stop running your mouth.
Her: Uh, I'm pretty sure it's you who is running their mouth.

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Trucker Mouth

The act of having someone poop into your mouth, for enjoyment, a prank or sexual gratification.

"Dude, you want a Trucker Mouth?"

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Cotton Mouth Killer

Soda with Lots of bubbles. Prefably Pepsi in a can and very cold. this works great! seriously, try it.

(the bubbles seem to make it go away)

im gonna get some Cotton Mouth Killer from the fridge, want any?

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orgasmic mouth sex

when you are really kissing someone you love a lot and you feel your body rise and you start to go faster and it feels so amazing orgasmic-like and then you slow down and you get all tingly inside and you feel so amazing inside and you wish you could stay in that moment of complete ecstasy forever....

when i kiss skyler its like orgasmic mouth sex

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balls in my mouth

An exclamation usually meant to convey disappointment or dissatisfaction. It is used to equate with a misfortune with having a man force his testicles into your mouth.

After getting a low grade on the exam, he said "Well balls in my mouth!"

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