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To commit to the least amount of exertion possible while remaining efficient to the lightest extent.
Boys, we're ahead of schedule. We can fuck the dog until the boss comes.
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Sickest MC on the left coast. Smokes fat-ass blunts while taking 8balls up the nose. He's a dodger and a ducker, ain't no clucker. Hangs with Sun Duck Kim down in the Castro with all the Chocolate Thai Skunk. Respect.
"The full moon's got me,
sittin' in the clock tower,
crosshair on those haters with my
finger touching on the power." -A.N.
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The state of the male sex organ in which it is huge but not actually erect. Usually just before or after erection when it hangs down impressively inflated but not hard. Also known as a "Big Soft."
I'm glad I had a "Water Dog" instead of "shrinkage" when I had to drop my pants for that hot nurse.
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Verb- The contraction of the ass sphincter to prevent an enormous shit from ejecting from the anus. The contraction usually takes place when the turd is slightly popped out. This contraction causes the turd to return inside the anus. Analogous to the motions of a prarie dog (hence the name) that sticks its head out of the ground and goes back into it.
Man i have to shit so bad that i'm prarie dogging.
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A dog handler is a human who likes to grip, fondle and then swallow a large juicy sausage vended on the street corners of major US cities. Often, handlers like to enhance the taste of their throat filling meat feasts by spurting sticky yellow mustard up and down their length.
As a demanding Dog handler I must shoot my mustard all over this meaty length. I can't wait to get it down my throat. Goodness, what a hot and delicious whopper it is.
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