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When you see a hottie, or something very nice like a car that you want, its an excellent sentence to describe how you feel about it. Or how whats in your pants feels about it.
Joe: "Dude, look at that Cadillac Escalade."
Alex: "That makes my pants tight."
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Advice given to those unsure about their homosexuality by much wiser and hornier gay men!
"hey man ditch the bitch and make the switch.....come here cutie"
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I need to make the bald man puke. Be back in 5.
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1.used to describe taking a woman out to dinner, a movie, etc. and then making out with her.
2.used to describe hitting a woman/knocking a woman unconscious/killing her while in the middle of a makeout session (or even sex), usually with a knife in the back,karate chop to the back of the neck or a candle stick to the head. Although it rarely is, the expression can be used by both genders. This can be seen in horror movies such as Basic Instinct.
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Q: What did you and Karen do last night?
A: I took her to a movie and got some make out take out
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(While watching a horror movie)"That guy just pulled a make out take out on that girl!"
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Urinating for the first time during heavy drinking, thereby necessitating frequent subsequent urination. See breaking the seal. Origin: Swarthmore College, ca. 2000.
After six beers, I made love to the dead Frenchman and after that I couldn't stop pissing all night.
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National making out day is on April 14th. It is the day to make out with your significant other
Guy 1: Yo, you ready for April 14th?
Guy 2: Yeah man I can’t wait for national making out day
Touching or rubbing a female genitalia to stimulate arousal up to orgasm,
Made famous by a Led Zeppelin in a song 'Houses of the Holy'
"Can I take you to the movies? Can I take you to the show? Can I be yours ever truly? Can I make your garden grow?"