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A plate in the form of potato, with holes in used to place your food on. You can also eat the plate after you have eaten your meal, If you are still hungry. (Not recommended for re-use)
Barry: Hey man, Wanna come round to my house for tea?
Scott: No not today, Im not very hungry.
Barry: Yeah but i've got Potato Waffle Plates.
Scott: Well seeing as though you put it that way, I think i'll come over.
Potato Waffle Plates change everything!
One of the five basic turd colors. This is probably the most common of turds, having the correct amount of bile (thus its "Sweet Potato" coloring) making for easy passage. Eating large quantities of carrots or acorn squash can almost assuredly guarantee you a Sweet Potato Orange the next morning.
Also see: Mid-Night Brown, Jet Black, Jungle Green, Ruttabaga Red
To his surprise he went to fart a fart but dropped a Sweet Potato Orange in his britches.
AHHH, I'm feeling healthy today, just dumped myself a nice Sweet Potato Orange.
The smell of Sweet Potato Orange permeated the house.
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Potato surfing was originated on Prince Edward Island on Canada's east coast. During the potato harvest in the 1940's , most of the eligible men were away at war so the women were left to work the potato fields. On the weekends they would head to the beach for some fun and started taking the surf boards with them. Naturally potatoes were abundant so after surfing they would pleasure themselves with a potato and there the term was coined " potato surfing".
She was potato surfing for so long and so hard her fine china needed a real good scrubbing.
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when you shoot a girl in the back with a load and it dries overnight. in the morning you peel it off and feed it to her for breakfast potato chip style
i fed holly a califrnia potato chip
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ussually a sick prank. when one is dared by another employee to cover themselves in mashed potatoes and run naked past there fat potato hungry co worker
timmy dared jimmy to run pasted diane coverd in mashed potatoes knowing he would get a very uncomfortable mashed potato ride
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That's where you lube a raw, uncooked, potato in a vat of butter then bake or microwave till steaming hot for the desired effect then shove it in your lover's asshole for 35 minutes. Then while fucking them in the ass you must yell I'm adding the bacon. Then you pullout and remove the potato, cum on it and force them to eat it and then ask them how is the sour cream.
I was asked to bring potato salad to the family picnic so I brought a batch of Alabama baked potatoes that I made with my wife.
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When an individual ejaculates on his own chest and leaves it there. The semen hardens on the nipples, becoming crusty in the morning.
It was really awkward when my mom walked in my room this morning and saw that I did a Louisiana Potato Chip.