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The feeling of getting your knees caught in ripped jeans while not wearing ripped jeans. Usually occurs after wearing ripped jeans for a prolonged period of time.
man i hate phantom ripped jeans syndrome
When more than 3 people purposely trap their genitals in a vehicle door.
"both of us ended up with our bollocks and todgers trapped, it was a proper Rip Van Winkle Festival!"
The art of being super duper shit faced. As ripped is to drunk, ripped diesel is to super drunk.;
"last nite I chugged a fifth of jameson and did six jager bombs, then switched to redbull and vodka, I was ripped diesel"
THE ACT OF RIPPING THE CONNECTIVE SKIN BETWEEN FORESKIN AND PENIS SHAFT. USUALLY OCCURS WHEN GOING TOO HARD DURING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE MOST COMMONLY OCCURS TO GENTLEMAN WITH THE NAME JACK.
HAVING A HUGE NIGHT OUT ON THE PISS WITH THE BOYS, THAT ALWAYS LEADS TO MULTIPLE FATTIES, BEERS AND PUNTS.
JACK "STOP! STOP! GET OFF OF ME!"
TYLER "WHATS WRONG WHY IS THERE BLOOD EVERYWHERE?"
JACK "I'VE RIPPED MY FUCKING BANJO YOU DUMB BITCH!"
"LETS FUCKING RIP THE BANJO OFF IT TONIGHT BOYS!"
When your up river with no river
You'll be working with Unusable stuff, in other words, you'll have the rip river effect.
The act of pulling the wooden handle of a recliner to kick back, relax, or nap—often as a well-deserved reward after completing something significant. It’s the ultimate move to unwind, signaling the transition from hard work to total relaxation.
1.After the grueling house fire, Capt. Rocky told us to rip some hickory and take a well-earned breather.
2. Capt. Jeff works a lot of overtime, so when he gets a chance, you’ll find him ripping hickory in the recliner at the station.
(RJGFM) A 5-step process for young marijuana enthusiasts
Step 1: “Rip” to take a rip of the devil’s lettuce.
Step 2: “Juice” as in listening to the artist; Juice WRLD.
Step 3: “Geek” find a near by friend, neighbor, stranger, animal, or video to laugh or “geek” at/with.
Step 4: “Fade” venture/travel in order to relocate to a new more desirable destination with a group of peers (often to a food joint as a precursor to step 5)
Step 5 : “Munch” a synonym for food or as a verb; the act of indulging ones high by eating food”
“Hey you guys tryna Rip-juice-geek-fade-munch tonight??”
“I’m in the mood for Waffle House, let’s RJGFM”