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A poop deck that you actually poop on.
Do poop on the shit deck!
When taking a rather large, long shit it literally props one's ass hence a kickstand shit.
I was so constipated in jail that after eight days I finally produced a kickstand shit!!
When something does not go the way you wanted.
"Sorry man, you didn't get it"
"Ahhhh shit-cakes"
The resulting sheen of feces on one's penis after anal sex.
"Wow. Look at the ass on that slut!"
"Ya, I wouldn't mind getting shit-glazed by her!"
The awkward dance that you do on your way to the toilet, so you don't shit yourself.
I had to shit scamper out of meeting before I made a mess on the floor.
To be left high and (not so) dry in a time of urgent need.
Nearly everyone, at some point in their life, has been shit stranded in a bathroom. Upon realizing there is no toilet paper for use, a person must then make the critical decision to either yell to passers-by for possible aid or make a pantsless, mad dash to the race nearest double ply roll.
A.K.A. wayward wipers
an overwhelming sense of emotion used as a response to describe ones extreme anticipation, excitement or happiness of an event that has yet to occur - but will at a set future time and date.
JR: "It's confirmed. We're going to the party at 8pm"
Blake: "Shit yes!"