Ducky Two Shoes

A duck that tries to be impressive.

I seen a ducky two shoes when I went to the pond.

shoe shank

To kick in the back of the heel of the person in front of you.

"Dude why did you kick my heel? Way to shoe shank me."

"Did you just see that? He totally just shoe shanked that guy!"

Hooker Shoes

The simplest explanation for why people go from standing to lying prone without warning.

Raj - "The big guy drank four Jaegerbombs, gave his buddies a high five, and fell flat on his back."

Dylan - "Hmmm. Hooker Shoes."

Raj - "Yup."

Poop on my Shoes

When you draft David Johnson 4th overall in a fantasy football draft

Yo Milè just fucking drafted David Johnson 4th overall. Fuckin poop on my shoes.

one sock, two shoes cruise

While driving, a male will remove one shoe, then sock, and then put the shoe back on the bare foot but placing the sock on his genitals to masturbate cleanly and discretely.

While being stuck in LA traffic, John decided to have a one sock, two shoes cruise to help pass the time.

Say Shoes

1. Overview
Say shoes is a versatile suspiciousness test designed by dr. █████ ████████ which enables many people to know who is the impostor

2. How it works
Some people pronounce "shoes" as "sus", and that makes the Say Shoes test effective at detecting who is the impostor. The test can be done verbally as well as using text messages or Discord.

3. Example
Person 1: Say shoes

Person 2: ss- sus

Person 1: *votes out person 2*

Cocksucker shoes

Kneepads

I wear cocksucker shoes to protect my knees while I perform oral sex on a man