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when a fart is shotgunned from one butthole directly into another butthole.
When I was in Amsterdam’s red light district I saw the infamous Düsseldorf special for 5 euros.
A trucker oven special is where you have uncontrollable wet shit farts, from eating at the Iron Skillet truck stop. You roll up all windows an blast the heat, in attempt to dry up the wet shit running down your back n legs.
Mike: Hey Alex! Do you know what a trucker oven special is??
Alex: No what's that??
Mike: I jus had wet shit farts from the Iron Skillet truck stop, so I rolled up my windows and cranked the heat to dry it up!
Alex: Sick fuck, that's like no bake shard cookies!!
A combination of MDMA and Cocaine as reported to have been consumed at Michael Barrymore’s party in Royston, Essex.
I got to bed at 9am this morning, it was the Michael Barrymore Special last night.
The act of shoving mentos in a females vagina and then proceeding to spit Coca Cola I’m the same hole
Mike: last night was so fun!
Claire: I really liked when you did the coca-cola special!
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It is a term for someone who is incredibly stupid and white trash.
Billy is McDonald's Special Sauce because all he does is dislocate his knees will running for tennis tryouts.
A good way to offer that special someone in bed a nice start to their day. This includes; wrapping a freshly cooked pancake around your dong, which will represent the sausage, then applying a little butter and some syrup on top of it with scrambled eggs on your nuts. Before deliverance, you wrap a bath towel around your waist with Special held underneath it before unveiling the surprise.
Hans: Hey honey, I whipped you up a bed and breakfast special for you.
Maria: Oh you're too kind sweetie— hold on, what's that supposed to be in-between the pancake?
Hans: Some man sausage you're about to get, if you know what I mean.