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A group of policy debaters whose names are also definitions of words on urbandictionary.
Fadi was dejected because his girlfriend didn't like him. "Why doesn't Jamie like me?" he thought. "I don't have Ed. I always use a Jimmy-hat. She loves it when I get a Rahul, or a Mason. She says it looks like a Sam, and she loves to get JB'd. I've never been a Chunbum to her. What's wrong with me?"
Just then, Andrew entered the room, with Kyle and Robert in tow, all yelling. Fadi finally quieted the din.
"What happened?" he asked.
"Kyle and Robert, in an attemped to get free cable, Micah-sized your TV."
"What the hell? Kyle!"
As Fadi chased Kyle and Robert out of the room, Andrew chuckled to himself.
"Nobody likes Fadi because he never has any good Harrison around," he said with a laugh.
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The Bad Ass Mother Fuckers who got osama bin laden. Fuck Ya! Go America!
Fuck you osama! Navy Seal Team 6 fucked you up!
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Girls that for some strange reason believe they are cool, yet they are in fact exactly the opposite.
They believe in grouping together and performing shaving rituals with each other without feeling like a dumbass and usually give each other bikini waxes.
They usually think they are hot, but usually are covered in a mass-spread of acne.
Swim Team Girls usually believe they are funny too, but quite the contrary they lock people in verbal handcuffs until they strangle themselves to death.
In contrast and conclusion Swim Team Girls pretend to text people all the time like they have friends when instead they are texting themselves just to look cool and attempt to impress people.
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Guy 1: Hey look at that girl I think she is on the swim team, yea she is on her phone texting.
Guy 2: Nah I know her she is just texting herself to try and look cool.
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Guy 1: OMFG you can't even see that swim team girls face she has so much face acne.
Guy 2: *barfs*
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Swim Team Girl 1: Hey girl, make sure you show up early to our shaving party tonight! There's going to be food, fun, and razors!
Swim Team Girl 2: Oh yea! I want to get a brazilian wax!
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The John Witherspoon Basketball Squad was usually not the best. The 2019-2020 team was the best of all time. The team put up historic numbers. Running point, Alex had the most wide open layups in league history. Shooting guard, Remy had insane numbers all around, he had the most 3’s in franchise history and the highest 3’s% in league history. Small Foward, Pasquale has set the record of most techs and most fights in league history, he averaged about 4.2 fights per game. At Power forward, John Robert was a really good player, he got recruited to play in New Hampshire. John Robert had the most blocks in league history with 11.3 per game. Starting center was 6’ 9” Jihad. Jihad was one of the best centers in league history as he averaged 24.2 rebounds per game. This starting 5 was amazing and there bench also was really good as they put up the most numbers for being on the bench. This squad was coach by the one and only Coach Carter (AKA 🛒 👂). One of the reasons why Witherspoon played so well was due to the massive fan section. Some fans gave Alex some Gobstoppers, this gave him the energy he needed. The fan section was helpful because they always made tons of noise when the opponents were shooting. The best part about this team was that after the games ended, Carter would play a game in the locker room, it was dodge ball but with markers and only Carter could throw them. Carter ended up winning coach of the day one day. This is a season for the books.
I don’t wanna play against the John Witherspoon Basketball Team because they will fuck me in the ass.
A teenage jerking crew coming out of Tacoma, Washington consisting of Slinky, BatMan, Uno, NinPointOhh, Fly Guy, Lil CJ/Legit, Lil Manny/ Prodigy, B Nasty, Freako Suave, DJ, and YB Foolish. The Misf!ts became popular through YouTube Videos because of their humor and extraordinary jerking abilities. They have yet to be outdone by any other crews in the area, thus dubbing themselves "Best of the Mid-West".
The Misf!ts/Team Rocket jerk in Tacoma
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An incredibly hilarious, and SATIRICAL film created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone. It parodies modern America's overzealous actions in foreign countries, and their governments incredibly imperialist, and destructive nature. If you haven't seen this movie you are an asshole, and you must see this movie right now! Stop reading and watch this movie! America, FUCK YEAH!
Team America:World Police is a fucking awesome movie, but if you don't appreciate for its satirical value, than you're a prick. This movie isn't just about swearing, sex, and pointless violence, it's about swearing, sex, and pointless violence with a message! Remember, Freedom isn't Free. It costs a buck 'o' five!
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A movie that is so good people named a country after it.
Joe: Team America: World Police's theme song is so good!
Mama: wtf is Team Am-
Joe: America, fuck yeah. Coming again to save the motherfucking day, yeah!
Mama: joe its 3am right now.
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