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noun - A phrase for low quality Mexican Colleges. Play off words on Rice University.
You see that poor kid over there? His parents are sending him off to Bean and Rice University.
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When you are watching a porno and it references another porn video you have watched
Bro I have seen all of The Porn Cinematic Universe I think this makes me a virgin again
The University of Western Ontario (UWO) prides itself upon being the number one choice for underachieving white trash who have delusions of grandeur.
Although the anti-intellectual environment of UWO is readily apparent when engaging in conversation with a UWO student, Western students attempt to highlight their ignorance by continuously dying their hair blonde, in case
you were somehow oblivious to the fact that you were conversing with a retard. The blonde hair serves as a telling reminder.
Blonde UWO girl: I go to the Ivey school of business, so I'll be an Ivey League graduate.
Non-UWO guy: I think you mean Ivy League. The Ivy League consists of eight private American schools. The University of Western Ontario is not a member.
Blonde UWO girl: What? Whatever, I'm cute. Let's have sex.
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(a.k.a. WMU) a university in kalamazoo, michigan with over 26,000 students. noted for its aviation, engineering, and education programs. judith bailey, the current president is incredibly disliked by most students and faculty. the schools colors are brown and gold and the mascot is the bronco, personified by 'Buster Bronco.'
"You go to Western Michigan University, huh?"
"Yeah."
"Oh. That's cool."
"Yeah. It is."
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where stupid white sluts go because they don't want to go to U of T because its "too hard" or because they couldn't get into McGill.
wise guy 1: "Dude do you know why the University of Western Ontario doesn't celebrate Christmas?"
wise guy 2: "Why?"
wise guy 1: "Because they can't find a virgin or three wise men. hahahha lolz"
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A college filled with tech nuts, geeks, nerds, and all the like.
A place where HACKER is a good thing, and buffering is a swear word.
Dorms are filled with computers and soda.
Nerf wars erupt campus wide, some guns drawing blood in a single dart blow.
The grass in green somehow, even in the scorching Arizona heat.
Just down the road from ASU (spits on asu)
Soon the parking lot will be alive.
Cars with neon shall replace the countless racks of bikes.
Techy 1: "You seen the computers at uat?"
Techy 2: "Yea their... like... crazy!"
Techy 1: "Some of the dorms have like 15 computers each!"
Techy 2: "Yea and The University of Advancing Technology has the best there is for their classrooms with their new government funding."
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The fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming
Squidward: August 12 2036, heat death of the universe
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