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To spice up valentines give your wife your Wonka Willie
When someone hauls off and open hand slaps the shit out of you unexpectedly.
Keep my wife's name out yo fucking mouth or I'm gonna go Big Willie Style on your ass.
English Definition
This could be anything from an old shity bus that drives terribly to a bus or car or plane or anyother transport that doesn't arrive in time. IF your car breakes down or the bus is delayed for 30 min. + it automaticaly becomes a Shwulzeug - meanning Gay Apparatus. Small city cars driven by big strong men also are defined as Shwulzeug, Willy Benz vehicles.
German Definition
Die Art Transportmittel, die zwischen den Stationen sich zu langsam bewegt und zu viel Zeit verliert und deshalb immer zu spaet kommt. Die Fahrt in solch eine Maschine ist sehr unagenehm. Fast alle transportmaschienen koennen Schwulzeuge sein - von Autos bis zur Flugzeuge und Kreuzschiffe.
English Example 1:
-My dad bought an old Folkswagen that bearly moves, It's
a real Shwulzeug , Willy-Benz
English Example 2:
Dude 1-Dude, did you see that big hairy man with the Peugeot 206 that just drove by.
Dude 2-LOL! That's a Willy Benz with a fairy driver.
German Example 1:
Der alte VW meines Vaters leuft kaum noch. So ein Schwulzeug hab ich noch nie gesehn!
German Example 2:
Mein Gott! Guck mal dort! Das Auto, das der grosse haarige Mann fehrt! Ist das ein Audi?
Nein man, das ist ein Schwulzeug!
like tickle my pickle, Fiddle E Willy is the act of asking someone politely and consensually to touch your penis in an irish accent
As a developer's experience grows the probability they try to make their own engine approaches 1
person 1: That's an example of Willis' Law!
person 2: cool ig
Willy rot is an STD that affects 1 in every 10,000,000,000 men making it very rare. It can be contracted by not changing your underwear for 10 or more days. It starts by rotting your willy and balls and then starts to make your fingers and nose rot like hypothermia. Willy rot isn’t fatal but can be used as a way to prevent loss of virginity. Patient zero is supposedly Andrew donagher.
Person 1: did you hear Finn has willy rot?
Person 2: yeah I think so. Thankfully it’s in the early stages and can still be prevented,