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Bacon Mining

Noun. Bacon Mining is the act of searching through bacon packages for the package that has the bacon quality of your preference.

Most Bacon Quality varies dramatically per cut; and as a result, the manufactures put windows on the bacon so that the costumer can better chose the quality that they prefer. This often results in "Bacon mining" by the costumer.

Going bacon mining.

by Dysfunctional Bubble January 3, 2016


extra bacon

a man that is uncircumcised

Rosie, I don't know if I want to hit it, i am sure he has extra bacon on it.

by Rosie vern May 26, 2020


mollie bacon

mollie bacon is a slippery slidey tiny eifle tower! mollie is a bracelet goddess and has no friends except liv #rohit

olivia: why is mollie bacon sad?
mollie: because she sleep on floor with no iced tea

by July 13, 2023


mollie bacon

mollie bacon is a golfer but no hoes
peach iced tea addict but no money or shop
mollie good at bracelets but not for r**
mollie is a lesbain

olivia: why is mollie bacon sad?
mollie: because i got kicked onto my floor

by littleliv July 13, 2023


Bacon-Eating Pig

A bacon-eating pig is someone that eats disgusting or old things that are normally considered unacceptable by society.

Did you see Gillian eat that day old cheese bagel she left in her hot car all day? What a bacon-eating pig!

by king julian’s toes March 8, 2024


finish the bacon

When there are sexual encounters yet to be finished, and they are very very serious.

man 1: dude I got cockblocked last night
man 2: dude that sucks
man 1: yeah, now I've gotta finish the bacon

by sierynn February 4, 2017


Bacon Shards

Shit; poop; forced grease. The remains left after a painful poop in the washroom.

The remaining feices in the bottom of a toilet after a super painful washroom break; leaving cuts, bruises, and bloody trails on the floor and off the side of the toilet seat. (or on the toilet)

Dude, I scared the bacon shards out of that kid.... Blood. Everywhere.

by Milkey Fluids June 1, 2011