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goat choker

A person who masturbates in a furious and aggressive manner, due to the act being vain in nature it is usually committed in front of a mirror , individuals who engage in this heinous act are usually given away due to their social retardation and enormous ego.

person 1: "Hey bro!! why are you looking at my girl?!?! My body is made of solid steel! i've been on TMZ ten fucking times , i'm a god damn movie star!! I'll fuck you up!!!" person 2: "...wow. what a real goat choker". *walks away and continues on with life*

by Tomm Orrow April 10, 2015

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Goat choker

A single menthol cigarette

Yo bro you got a goat choker

by American misfit April 3, 2022


Goat Chokers

Menthol cigarettes

Hey, man. Got a smoke?
Yeah, I got Newports.
Oh, nevermind. Too strong. I cant smoke those goat chokers.

by ballsmahony January 5, 2013


Awkie Goat

Hes the Goat, no way of getting past his enthusiasm. he is amazing in all original titles, especially being awkward like awkie.

yeah that dude is such theawkie goat , friend: yeah dude i should become an awkie goat, but i dont wanna be awkward alot.

by Hysteri March 2, 2024


goat fall

A goat is shocked and falls over.

I just saw a goat fall!

by plato! April 18, 2024


Goat status

Goat status is a up and coming clothing line that has much more to offer than clothing they seek to help the youth and support the homeless and those who are less fortunate they strive to change the narrative of black business

That goat status Merch is fire bro

by 12222glock August 17, 2022


govy goat

most of the girls living in govy

dude, what are you doing with that govy goat?

by some govy kid August 14, 2011