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Fat enough to bend light

If someone is morbidly rotund, obese, or even a little overweight they can be described as being 'fat enough to bend light'. This derives from the fact that massive solar bodies like the sun have enough gravitational pull to alter the path of light rays, a process known as bending. Hence if you suggest someone is fat enough to bend light you are implying they have a weight equivalent to a large star, i.e. many millions of tonnes, and hence must be mocked as such.

"Golly gosh, that poor girl is fat enough to bend light!"

"Ha! Ha! Ha! Michelles husband is fat enough to bend light. Let's go give him a cake!"

by Jamie Douglas August 26, 2006

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red light district

rap in the south. which is never involved in the rap war between the east coast, and west coast.

50 cent ( west coast ) ,fat joe (east coast) ludacris ( red light district)
ludacris is neutral

by lebron johnson March 6, 2005

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Allen's Rule of Light and Dark

when you are in a room inside a house with the lights on, one cannot see outside however those outside can see in.

-Night is the perfect time to stalk people inside their homes for Allen's Rule of Light and Dark allows you to see in, and they not be able to see you
- Allen's Rule of Light and Dark sucks because i cannot see if anyone is looking at me from outside. I must turn the lights off to see outside

by herman cain2012 October 13, 2011

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LSW ( light support weapon)

this is the standard issue for the british army. there are normally 2 per section or 8 men.it is basically the SA80 but it has an extended barrel for more accuracy and it has a bipod for even more accuracy.it can be semi automatic or fully automatic and you can empty a magazine of 30 rounds on automatic in around 3 seconds. the magazine is located behind the pistol grip and it has a SUSAT sight (Sight Unit Small Arms Trilux) for better viewage that an ironsight.

the LSW ( light support weapon) is a good all round weapon and with an adverage of 28 bullets per magazine and around 8 magazines per soldier it can be used as a support weapon ( as in its name). It is being ober taken by the minime. The minime is a small version of the GPMG ( general purpose machine gun)

by loz24490 November 21, 2006

12๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Human Light Bulb Syndrome

Typically a phrase used for typically novice bodybuilders or gym rats who only work upper-body giving them the appearance of a light bulb. They tend to over-compensate for aesthetics neglecting their legs sometimes entirely. This occurs until enough people have told them their legs look tiny, and they begin to do squats and other leg lifts.

"Have you seen how huge John has gotten?"

"Yeah but it's all upper body, he's suffering from human light bulb syndrome"

by halfstable March 20, 2012


cats are liquid: a light in the shadows

a good mobile platformer about a liquid cat

you should play cats are liquid: a light in the shadows

by cosmnik December 9, 2021


Big ol' chair and a light on

Famous lyrics from the Steve Miller Band

Oh, oh big ol' chair and a light on
Don't carry me too far away
Oh, oh big ol' chair and a light on
'Cause it's here that I've got to stay

by Kad69 May 10, 2022