power play

Another magic trick that consists of a boner hidden in the pants, but shown off to others by pulling it to the side and pressing your pants firmly around it.

"You guys wanna see my power play?"

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Power fap

When you wank, fap or materbate purely and simply because it's the only way you'll fall asleep

Bob: "hey man you ready for your exam?"

Larry:" sure thing man had a Power fap last night before bed so I got pleanty of shut eye!"

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star power

Once upon there was a group of 5 lesbian whores who decided they needed a moniker to legitimize their bullshit, rug-munching lives. In between pillowfight orgies and petty feuds, they have been know to occaisionally mate with vertically challenged coxswains and balless sophomores. Pretty lame.

Slut 1: "So oh my godddddd guyysssss, we're star power, like TOTES cool!"

Bitchtit 2: "I knowwww, hey since we're starrrr powerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr and all, do you guysss wannnnnaaaaaaa do it, right here right now?"

All: "YAYYYYYYYYY"

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power gamer

A person who can play video games for hours, most preferably good games.

Bob: Is Gary still playing Zelda?
Joe: Yeah, since 4 o'clock. Now it's 10! What a power gamer.

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Power Couple

Me and Kai. End of discussion. Now fuck off

random shitty couple: Babe are we a power couple?

me: no lmao

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izaak powers

A stupid joke made up by two stupid people named Anders and of course Matthew larson to Imitate a stupid ginger kid named izaak. He is special needs and makes up games and pretends to be something's he's not. Also the name of a hit rap song created by yours truly.

Watch me do an izaak powers front flip!
I AM MASTER CHEIF!!!!!

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Power Listen

When an album (LP) is so good, that you listen straight through it several times.

Gal: Hey, I heard you got Kylie Minogue's new album.

Guy: Yeah, it is a total power listen. I couldn't put it down for the life of me.

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