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The Rip and Tear circumcision is when the doctor rips the foreskin off the child, then proceeds rip the genitalia off and beat everybody in the room to death with them; including the child
“You dude you hear that hard metal music?”
“Yes but why is it here in the hospital?”
“There’s a Rip and Tear Circumcision happening upstairs”
“What’s that?”
“The Rip and Tear circumcision is when the doctor rips the foreskin off the child, then proceeds rip the genitalia off and beat everybody in the room to death with them; including the child”
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Something you say after killing someone in a fucking cool manner.
That’s a RIGGIDY RIGGIDY RIP
When you desparatly attempt to rip a burnt pod or tank in a sad attempt to get a head rush.
Mike: Ew Jack that shit tastes like a cigarette butt wtf..
Jack: Your straight boss you gotta take them suicide rips for the buzz sometimes
When one hits a bong and has already pulled off one's bowl, has inhaled all of ones smoke, but continues to inhale after the bong is cleared. May be due to wanting to hold in one's hit.
Verb - To sleep for a inappropriate, borderline self-destructive, length of time; to pull a Rip Van Winkle
"Hey Bro, how was your weekend?"
"Not great, I ate a sus banana on Friday and was Rip Van Winklin' until Monday."
"fuckin' sus bananas bro."
When you're getting a hand job and a wax job at the same time. Make sure it's from one of the cute asians, not the fugly one
Friend: How was the wax job?
Me: It was good. She gave me the ol' rip and rocket
Friend: Sick!
when, during a session of dungeons and dragons with your friends, a critical hit is rolled. Best used to describe when said critical hits are instrumental and pivotal to the combat taking place, or when several critical hits are rolled.
Morrowind, not only managed to stay up the whole fight, unlike a certain wizard, but also ripped a crit.