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The wierdest fvcking thing in a given universe with a worldwide appeal.
Example: "My page is the Snakes on a Plane of Myspaces."
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A stumpy/long and usually fat or skinny pink, brown or yellow sausage shaped snake that throws up when excited, usually after stroking it. The 'one-eye' is actually its mouth from where it spunks out spunk like a monkey spunky kiss it in the funky area.
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A fuckin' amazing band, they're like melodic emo shiz. Their EP was breathtaking but their new shit sucks.
Kid: Hey, have you heard The Snake The Cross The Crown?
Other kid: Yeah! The Contortionist is my favorite song!
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I need to pee (used by a male)
"Excuse me. Snake's gotta swim."
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To force your cock down the throat and shake it like a rattle snake tail.
How did you lose your voice? My boy friend gave me the gagging rattle snake last night...
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"I'm fucking you back after 25 years with 9 inches of Alabama trouser snake"
The act of two homosexual males scissoring while inserting their penises into the other persons butthole, thus causing a snake wrap. This was invented in the great 1800’s when male homosexuality was at its peak in Peru.
Hey, I was with my boy toy last night, and we preformed the Peruvian snake wrap. That shit hit different.