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it is big, large, crusty, yellow all round the outside, it smells like out of date pasta -and shania likes to like it so does her best friend OH
omg shanias big toe is even more yellow than yesterday
omg guys did u hear about all the crust falling off of shanias big toe
When you masterbate a woman with your feet her orgasm causes a reaction with your toe nails and makes them turn green.. then you clip them and put them in a shot of teriyaki and drink it
Guy 1:I had such a great time with my girlfriend last night we celebrated with a toe fungus sandwich!
Guy 2:Is that like athletes foot?
Guy 1: Yeah masterbate her with your toe and if it turns green, cut the nail and take it with a shot of teriyaki.
When your stomach is so big, you cannot see your toes.
Man, my boss already has TBS - Toe Blindness Syndrome, but he's still eating out of the vending machine.
The act of two people sitting in a bathtub facing each other while exchanging big toe penetration into each other’s buttholes and making a ship horn sound.
So I heard Lee and Wayne have been in the bathroom big toe tugboating all night.
Wow! That was some awesome BTTB!!
A game that is similar to Tic Tac Toe but instead of three in a row you need to get 2 in a row.
THE RULES:
You need to get two marks in a row.
You can replace other players marks with your own.
1. Hey do you want to play Deo-Tac-Toe?
2. So in Deo-Tac-Toe I can actually get rid of your marks and place mine.
cowboy camel toe created by tight wrangler jeans worn by men
When a man's wranglers are so tight his nut sack is split in half like a cowboy camel toe.
The male equivalent to a female Camel Toe.
Did you see Matthew's "Man-mel Toe"?
No...but, Why is Aunt Gladys laying on the floor?
She passed out after seeing Matthew's "Man-mel Toe"!