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When you decide to masturbate on New Year after staying up past midnight. Generally used as a method of clearing your mind for New Year's Resolution.
A: How did you come up with your New Year's Resolution?
B: New Year's Coom. Post nut clarity did it all.
Hi my name is Natthapat Yaipha.I'm 16 years old.Im study at Samakkhi Witthayakhom school.You can call me Seven.
Hi my name is Natthapat Yaipha.I'm 16 years old.Im study at Samakkhi Witthayakhom school.You can call me Seven.
I feel like this year is going to drain my energy like never before. I feel sooo tired. I only have time to check UD early in the morning.. I don't have time to check and find out which accounts are yours anymore, so many. If you want to let me know something, then just use 2 accounts or so. I am not able to catch up.. This is the truth. I won't be able to find those posts and read them. Your messages won't be sent to me to know. I won't know your feelings and thinkings.
I want everything to be plain and simple. I don't play mind games. It does not matter if it is my imagination or straight talks, they are my true feelings and true thoughts, like right now, at this minute when I type this.
2-12, 2-15, 3-15
Remember when I did not know about UD. I wrote my status on wa. It was instant. The messages I wanted you to know got sent to you immediately. Downside of it is that I can't save those statuses like when I write like this on UD.. Years after you still can come back and read again.. I miss texting you. I wish you didn't stop texting me last year in March..
It's almost a year..
by The Gardener in Fairy Tales February 09, 2022
a leap year, but a terrible leap year
1: How was your year, 2?
2: Bad year.
1: Oh, must be an ass year, huh?
2: Yeah, pretty much.
Damn bro Donald Trumps term in office was a waste of four years...
Age of a discord mod's girlfriend
Discord mod: HAHA! I GOT A GIRLFRIEND!!!
Person 1: wow! cool, how old is she?
Discord mod: 5 years old
The outward appearance of a person who lives a lifestyle of poverty and drug use whereas their actual age is much younger than they appear.
Wow, Scrot years have been really hard on her. She is 25 and looks 50.