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to run into a room and jump on the room's occupants while naked or mostly naked while yelling "PORN NINJA!" and "I'M A KARATE DUDE!" at the top of your lungs. rubbing of your naked bits onto the person in the room is strongly advised.
doing ninja-like flying kicks is also appropriate.
made popular by Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz in the video Release the Bats.
usually done when drunk, high, or just crazy.
"i was laying on my bed reading a book and Sally came in and porn ninjaed me!"
"Really? to what level?"
"she rubbed her naked body all over me and did flying kicks at my head!"
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When people who are fans of the my little pony show. Ussually adult males wrote stories about the characters in the show having sex, or drawing pictures of them having sex.
Dude i managed to jerk off three times in a row to some brony porn i read last night.
Send me the link man.
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Pornographic material dealing with spiders and/or people/spiders/etc. It is most commonly seen being viewed by mewg/m00g/or m00gzipie (or any other combination) and they tend to get very defensive if bothered.
Friend: Hey m00g what yew dewin??
M00G:Lewking at spider porn!! Leave me alone! *shoots webbing*
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An individual who cremes at the thought of noodles, rubix cubes and children. They can also be found hugging book shelves and squinting when it is not even sunny outside.
idividual 1: what are you doing tonight
idividual 2: asian porn
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What any Skater Dude creates when he rides his skateboard through a crowded city park inhabited by peoples' dogs. The dogs freak out and chase you down.
Man don't skate through that park at 6pm or you'll become dog porn
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"My porn tap isn't working"
"Did you try unplugging it and plugging it back in?"
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