Running The Train

Hitting on a significant other

Dude I saw you eying Brenda, are you running the train on that?

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gravy train stain

that brown stripe in your boxers from either not wiping good enough or from sharting yourself

dude, all my boxers have gravy train stains in 'em

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c-train

Stewart's nickname for Cara.

Hey C-train, how's it going?

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M-train

a girl's period.

she's crazy, and to make it worse, her m-train hasn't come yet...let's ditch her and egg some random persons house because we're brainless idiots!

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Riding the pain train

A person who is feeling or who will be in an immense amount of pain. A somatic sensation of acute discomfort.

-Hey dude I just heard that Clay put Icy Hot on his ball sac, he's gonna be riding the pain train in a few minutes.
-Haha what a dumbass.

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Train your dragon

when you can get your significant other to behave to your liking i.e essentially "training them".

Leah: "Girl, my man ain't acting right!"

Valerie: "whatchu mean?"

Leah: "Jose doesn't close the cereal boxes or put the toilet seat down!"

Valerie: "Girl quit complaining and TRAIN YOUR DRAGON!!

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I Shit Trains!

The act of shitting out a train by the power of Unknown forces.

The cops was about to get my ass so I yelled, "I Shit Trains!" And by the power of the Unknown I shat a train that derailed another train and killed dem.

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