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The act of removing unwanted pubic hair mimicking a brazilian wax by spreading fresh softened feces around your genital region, and allowing to dry for a considerable length of time. This could take days or even months. Then when the applied defacation has dried into a tough crusted form one removes the entire sheath ripping of all pubic hair. The odor and pain is part of the process.
Dude when I slid it in there was no resitance. My bawls are like silk due to turd waxing!
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a large or "fat" nugget of marijuana, usually hydroponically grown.
Holy shit bobby where did you get that fuckin bear turd? Let's roll that bad boy up. I bet we could get 4 or 5 jibby jabby's out of that
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A male who is of disrespectful manner to a female stranger. Particularly with sexual requests or intentions. Turd wanks tend to be very conceited (i.e. someone who talks 'at' you and not 'to' you.), devious and annoying.
Liz: "I was visiting italy once, and while i was sitting on a staircase with my friend, this complete turd-wank came up to us and started trying to make conversation with us. Then we had enough and walked away and he was like 'wait! will you let me take you to dinner?! I will buy you a dress and you can keep it if you make love to me!'. "
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(noun) the phenomena where one's mind accepts shitty and unsubstantiated theories, "fact", and/or views from a crazy uncle, solely because it somehow supports one's often privileged, sociopathic, or depraved viewpoints. Often one will use vocabulary that they do not understand. Also often occurs in fields where one is an expert because the read some "stuff" on the Internet.
Johnny said the COVID-19 shelter in place is stupid because Sweden has no restrictions and relies on herd immunity and this showing the rest of the world is stupid.
Johnny has turd immunity, because there is not reason to think the percentage of Swedish people that have COVID-19 antibodies is more than 10% and herd immunity usually requires 80-90% of people to have antibodies but believing this would allow Johnny to go outside and do what ever he wants w/o distancing and a mask (my body my choice) as tons of people are still getting sick and dying.
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a third generation camaro made from 82-92 usually having the infamous turd 305 engine and automatic transmission that needs paint and bodywork.4th gen V6's can usually beat them , especially the 3.8 lol/when your third gen v8 camaro runs 15-16's in the quarter mile/spray painted interior that looks about ghey
Brandon ran his turd gen at tha local 1/8 mile strip and got a 10.50 out of it(turd)
Damn brandons 1991 305 Camaro RS Automatic is frikin hawt!, Its got spray painted interior(blue) with Lightning Audio Subwoofers in the back , complete with autozone breather and walmart floor mats .... what a turd gen
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A stupid girl who likes to be all up on other people's boyfriends and thinks that playin with people's emotions is a freakin frackin game!! but it's not BIATCH!
aun joli ferguson is a freaking punk turd cause she's always on other people's people!!
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This is any and all actions taken by Steve S. when he gets bored. He burgles turds. Green ones, red ones, purple ones. When he is around, no turd goes un-burgled.
Steve is such a turd burglar and muncher. Also, a flaming fucktard of stripper fuck turd shit!
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