Uncle Lori

Uncle Lori is Lori lightfoot, Chicago’s mayor

“Uncle Lori just shut the city down again.”

uncle blow dick

When your uncle puts on a black latex suit and nothing is showing except for his stinky sack.

Will Zientko loves watching uncle blow dick dance around freakishly

darsins uncle

his name is oz

omg i know the darsins uncle

Uncle Bruce

That one uncle that tells offensive, dark, or just racist jokes to his brother's or sister's kids, usually jokes he doesn't tell his own kids.

Dad: "Where did you hear that from?"
Son: "Uncle Bruce told me that joke."
Dad: "Don't talk to your Uncle Bruce anymore!"

Uncle Jimmie'd

To be violently mauled with a spoon.

I heard Fred got uncle Jimmie'd at Denny's last week.

uncle thomas

A redneck insult describing A white person who favors blacks vs. Thier own race
( The white version of an "uncle tom". )

"Joey is wearing fubu jeans , a mecca shirt , and a Durag" , "that kid is such an uncle thomas"

uncle ej

Someone with thick legs ,claims to be a gangster , soon to be a doctor, loves his children :)

She : Uncle Ej rocks!
She: I know right he is super smart with thick legs!