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Checkin on your ex is not cool he or she dont love u nomo
Girl u "still checkin on ur ex "dont do that he or she didnt love u then or now
when someone is unhappy and uses "ur bald" as an insult because they have hair and you don't.
"lol im too good at this game"
"ur bald"
"my haircut isn't THAT bad"
"ur bald"
The stupidest thing you can ever say, stupider than trying to drift a train.
Dave: Ur mom gay
Ben: Ur dad lesbian
Dave: Ur Granny Tranny
Ben: Ur Grandpap a trap
Dave Ur Uncle Queer
Ben: Ur Aunt Bisexual
Dave: Ur niece is obese
Ben: Ur Nephew Straight
Dave: Bro what the fuck
*Ben dies*
A day where you give ur girlfriend a hoodie! You have to put ur best cologne on the hoodie before giving to her.Trust me she will be so happy that she doesnt have to ask!
Guy:”Hey babe heres my hoodie”
Girl:”aww baby why did u give it to me though i didnt ask for it?”
Guy:”i gave it to u because its National give ur girl a hoodie day”
The absolute worst thing anyone can say about your family. It’s irrefutable, and every other “Ur” is dwarfed by this insult’s magnitude.
George-Hey, John, ur granny tranny
John-Don’t make me do it, George
George- Do it! Ur brother a mother, I bet you won’t!
John- Fine then! Ur Clan’s Trans!
All seizes to exist. God is dead, there is no Earth, only pain and suffering for all that was.