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A day where you give ur girlfriend a hoodie! You have to put ur best cologne on the hoodie before giving to her.Trust me she will be so happy that she doesnt have to ask!
Guy:”Hey babe heres my hoodie”
Girl:”aww baby why did u give it to me though i didnt ask for it?”
Guy:”i gave it to u because its National give ur girl a hoodie day”
The absolute worst thing anyone can say about your family. It’s irrefutable, and every other “Ur” is dwarfed by this insult’s magnitude.
George-Hey, John, ur granny tranny
John-Don’t make me do it, George
George- Do it! Ur brother a mother, I bet you won’t!
John- Fine then! Ur Clan’s Trans!
All seizes to exist. God is dead, there is no Earth, only pain and suffering for all that was.
Better than all the “ur” jokes before it, the epitome of mankind’s insults . Beats even the infamous “ur family tree LGBT” and “ur brother mother”.
Shane : ur mum gay
*pause and gasp from friends*
Chad: ur aunt Bertha likes my girther
*stalin comes back from the dead, hitler decides not to invade Poland , Shane is vitrified by Gordon Ramsay’s godlike cumshot and breaks into infinite pieces*
Your mun is a catchphrase used on a series (called androd goes to Ohio) on the TikTok account @officaladrod
"ur mun"
Worse than your genus suck penus. Not to be taken lighlty. Instantly vaporizes victim and family, into oblivion where not even god himself could save them.
Denier of holocaust: i can't be real there's no way that many Jews could've died.
Me: shut up, ur species eat feces
* Instantly has brain anuerism and collapses to floor and succumbs to seizure*
You are fucking crazy and stupid.
“Did you see that new merch drop? It was heat.”
“Nah it wasn’t heat ur faded.”