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Windows 98

a code used primarily during long road trips to signal the other occupants of a vehicle to lower the windows because you have farted or are about to fart.

passenger 1: "windows 98"
all passengers roll down windows.
10~20 seconds pass.
all passengers roll up windows.
the trip continues peacefully because passenger 1 was courteous and did not make everyone else smell his, or her, shit.

by festizio March 13, 2015


Windows Shopping

When you go on a shopping website and add a bunch of items to your shopping cart but don't buy anything.

*on clothing website*
Friend 1: Wow that top looks cute you should buy it.
Friend 2: Nah I'm broke so I'm just windows shopping.

by Fattem January 18, 2023


Windows-shopping

Spending time looking at items on on-line shopping sites but ultimately buying nothing.

A: Last night I was looking at Amazon, EBay, a whole bunch of sites....

B: Wow, how much did you buy?

A: Oh, nothing, I was just Windows-shopping.

by Doro's Mama November 16, 2015


Window Box Blues

An expression used to state the feeling of sadness and indifference that one feels at the end of the night while window shopping at a brothel, bordello, or whore house for a prostitute or hooker.

- "After Mike couldn't get that bombshell blonde in the sack, he left the bar for the red light district and found himself deep in the window box blues."

- "I stayed out until 5 in the morning when the window box blues over took me."

by 3s&7s August 13, 2011


your window's mad tight

in reference to a females genital diameter

yo hunny.....your window's mad tight!

see that hooker?....Her windows are NOT tight

by putridsimplicity May 8, 2010


National wash a window day on august 29

If you laugh even the slightest sounds like a window getting washed , then august 29 is your day!,

Boy1: hey bro isn’t national wash a window day on august 29, today?
Boy 2: oh yeah , i better wash a window this instant bro!

by Duck laugher April 12, 2023


windows 6

we have 6 windows in our classroom.

man these computers have windows 69

by ¯\(º_o)/¯ December 6, 2018