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International School of Nanshan Shenzhen

Also known as ISNS if I didn't mistake any letter. An "international" school where the international vibe is theoretical at best, given the startling absence of actual foreign students. This place is legendary for its makeshift swimming facilities, crafted from a once-leaky ceiling that blessed the gym floor with a pool, hastily covered by a plank of wood thin enough to make a whole PE class contemplate their odds of survival against an unexpected swim lesson. Meanwhile, the math department runs a dictatorship, concocting a curriculum so advanced it might as well be quantum mechanics, ensuring that no outside tutor dares breach its complexity. On a less academic note, the school’s generous hand in distributing astronomically high IB predicted scores could make even the most mediocre student appear like Einstein’s heir—until reality check time hits and universities wish they had a "Reject" button as big as the school's audacity.

Alex: "I heard Jamie got like a 44 on her IB predicted score. How's she handling the real results?"
Casey: "Turns out it was a classic ISNS(International School of Nanshan Shenzhen) boost—she actually scored a 34. Now she’s rethinking her life choices and her school's credibility."

by ah isns July 2, 2024


International School of Nanshan Shenzhen

AKA school of volleyball, electronics, gaming, texting, yogurt x anything ice-cream, and procrastination.
For 4g users: The school is just as good as its toilets, or its filled up swimming pool:)
*HAZARD ALERT*
THIS SCHOOL CONTAINS SOME DEGREE OF:
-Slavery (forced labor for a week every year and so on).
-Idiots who know nothing other than, and somehow proud of the international bullshit they were told to produce.
-Unpaid labor for writing *rainbow farting* articles contributing to United Nations.
-Time consumption (famous example: m*p/*p hour)
-Famine due to toxic food.
-Weapons: "Good" values that are vague to the extent that they can be used to defend *almost anything*.
*BEWARE!*

Your friends:

"You go to isns? Isn't it that terrori-"
"Oh nvm, just a letter apart confused me for a sec, sry."
You:
"YYYYYEEEEEESSSSSS RRRUUUUNNNNN!!!!!!!"

~International school of Nanshan Shenzhen~

by wodnflakn0wipqrcmxo September 10, 2021


Forsan High School

A tiny school full of retards, bullies, and vape addicts
A tiny school going broke because the administration sucks ass
A tiny school full of liberal teachers and possible pedophiles

A tiny school with students that absolutely will leak personal information

Do not go to Forsan High School, there are pedos and hard left retards.

by Thecomputer-nerd December 5, 2024


Pierre Elliot Trudeau High School

Yo PETHS be filled with bare wasteyutes fam. 95% of the school is asian and are either wannabe toronto mans or are nerdy asl. And dont even get me started on these brownies fam. They b using the n word all da time like they from jane and finch but they miyutes ong. The crossroad kids be acting like they own da place and the caf kids musty af styll. The music hall filled with stanky ass nerds who tryna play tuff and the shordys be merked af.

Toronto Mans: Yo where can I find dem bomb ass cookies?
Other Toronto Mans: I heard they was in the pierre elliot trudeau high school caf ahlie?
Nerd: Did you guys finish the science homework?
Toronto Mans: Shut yo bum ass up crodie.

by bomboclautpusseater April 26, 2024


carson school

A place to make kids depressed and suicidal; a building that incorporates no child care or educational purpose.

Carson school likes bullying

by Madmoms June 8, 2017


penndale middle school

a school filled of ugly ass girls , wanna be gangster boys who act hard and think going to jail is cool, pussies who think jumping people makes them tough, retarded teachers, bops, and of course the nicotine feins that go to the kball and smoke weed and vape everyday after school. Cant forget when two teachers were caught fucking in a classroom, and a teacher sexually assaulting a student. FUCKED UP SCHOOL

Hey, you ever heard of Penndale middle school?
Yeah a dumbass school

by fuckyoundyamom August 21, 2024


ledyard middle school

the definition of straight hell an fake ass bitches. even the fucking teachers be talking shit. the food there sucks, this school teaches u nothing but how to be fake an gives you nothing. THE HEALTH TEACHER IS INSANE.- gaby & saoirse..

god damn i hate ledyard middle school

by bitcheseatdick February 18, 2023