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end up as bear shit

when you do something with or around a bear that will result in you getting eaten by the bear.

johny tries to walk near a bear
dan: if you do that you'll end up as bear shit

by carnono March 21, 2021


Shit Wilson

slapping somebody while holding a pile of shit in your slap hand

My girlfriend wanted to try something dirty so I gave her a Shit Wilson. She broke up with me.

by EDog73 November 24, 2022


Jack-Shit

When somebody knows very little. Often the person will be named Jack.

Jack is a liar, claiming that he knows Jack-Shit!

by prudulentjack August 20, 2022


Jack shits

The defecation following the consumption of excessive amounts of Jack Daniel’s whiskey

I drank too many jack and cokes now I got the jack shits

by ObtuseGoose April 9, 2023


Shit crums

The word shit crums, also known as TURD crums comes from the word skies. The definition of this word are the little flakes that stick to your ass. This can be easily wiped off by toilet paper and wiping it across ur stinky ass.

"Skies has shit crums stuck around his ass cheeks.

by blackmanwhooper44 January 20, 2021


Shit Scrolling

Scrolling through social media during a bowel movement.

My legs fell asleep while shit scrolling too long.

by RRRL October 20, 2020


Shit snake

A long ass turd.

Disgusting! A Shit snake was left in the toilet!

by Kanye Southeast October 26, 2022