when you do something with or around a bear that will result in you getting eaten by the bear.
johny tries to walk near a bear
dan: if you do that you'll end up as bear shit
slapping somebody while holding a pile of shit in your slap hand
My girlfriend wanted to try something dirty so I gave her a Shit Wilson. She broke up with me.
When somebody knows very little. Often the person will be named Jack.
Jack is a liar, claiming that he knows Jack-Shit!
The defecation following the consumption of excessive amounts of Jack Daniel’s whiskey
I drank too many jack and cokes now I got the jack shits
The word shit crums, also known as TURD crums comes from the word skies. The definition of this word are the little flakes that stick to your ass. This can be easily wiped off by toilet paper and wiping it across ur stinky ass.
"Skies has shit crums stuck around his ass cheeks.
Scrolling through social media during a bowel movement.
My legs fell asleep while shit scrolling too long.