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today u are allowed to get back with your ex no matter what
Boy:Hey it’s get with your ex day
Girl:Oh ok!
Hym "Did you learn YOUR lesson? Did you learn the difference between natural and imposed consequences yet? Because I didn't impose anything on anyone. You have to come here (where ever HERE is) to see me. That's something you're doing voluntarily. I told you not to do the thing that was going to get your kids killed. You did that deliberately. YOU, on the other hand, are trying to impose consequences on me, with authority you don't actually have, and using your kids a post hoc justification. So... What happened? What actually happened, you know, like, in actuality? Because... It looks like you tried to impose some consequences there and then incurred some natural consequences... I mean, at a glance. Right? That IS what happened there right? I mean, who knows! Maybe I'm just a delusional schizophrenic."
Him: W-What happened??
Me: Shot your grandma hahaha
Him: *kills self*
when your penis is erect and in your mom
1. that penis in your mom and cums in her
On Tuesday may 24th you have to give your brother soda
Bro you owe me a soda it’s give your brother soda Tuesday
pillow is cold on both sides tonight.
Have a good day stranger on the internet.
dog: "I HOPE YOUR PILLOW IS COLD ON BOTH SIDES TONIGHT"
you: "thanks dog."
when u send someone to consume more than clout
“alllrightt.. eat it off your face, doop!”
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