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If you have a boyfriend you have to buy him What he wants
Bf: i want candy
You: okay i Will buy u candy bc its buy your bf a gift day today
To face fuck someone so good they cant swallow or close their jaw for a few days.
Dustin: I blew Jess' neck out last night!
Evan: OMFGBBQ how does she eat now?
Dustin: I'm pouring smoothies through her open jaw
I am going to blow your neck out tonight cuh.
When someone needs to check their attitude, or the way they are communicating with you. Particularly if someone is speaking to you sarcastically, passive aggressively, or angrily.
"I know you are feeling frustrated, but you need to check your settings and restart this conversation from the beginning."
To hit your hit is to hit the person that your partner is hitting on, especially if they know that your parter is taken already. The best place to hit their hit is their hit’s head.
If you fuck up and I find out the truth, not only will I murder you, I will also hit your hit if i find out that she knew that you had me.
If you cheat it will result in you being buried and I might even hit your hit too.
On September 24 you text your crush and it’s ok if *insert pronouns here* reject(s) you at least you don’t have to wonder what if
You: hey it’s National Text Your Crush Day so, wanna be my *were gonna say person*
Crush: omg yesss
when someone is upset about something you didn’t do
i don’t know who bit your tip but you need to chill out