The act of having someone performing masturbation on you, including all forms of oral, anal, sexual interaction.
Hey dogg, what you up to?
Nothing man just going to stay in tonight.
Ohh stop bullshitting you getting your shit waxed!
A pair of coworkers who examine and learn details of their colleagues bathroom habits via careful observation and identification by shoes visible under toilet stall walls.
You were right, it is Jonathan clogging the toilet! I saw his shoes! We're real shit-tectives!
To make a mess of things, sometimes for no apparent reason.
What is this mess? I just cleaned in here, do you just come in here to fuck shit around?!
Darla get on my nerves. She always wanna come and fuck shit around.
Eating food or drinking beverages whilst taking a shit on the shitter.
Person 1: "James, why the fuck are you eating on the toilet?"
Person 2: "Good question brother. Why would you eat and shit in different places? I'm just being effi-shit."
The amount someone doesn’t know when they don’t know nothin.
You don’t know shit for shit, chaz
Popular phrase used by bike riders (speciacally moutain) when they go over the handlebars face first and rub against the dirt.
Jeff keeps Eating Shit on this jump
to categorize someone who is unable to walk due to an athletic defect. Commonly refereed to as "Julieing it". A person generally called Julie G.
Oh did you see Julie eating shit in the parking lot. She is sooo unathletic. Poor her.