Show me your bankai

When a bleach fan wants to the see the genitals of another person

James: hey carl show me your bankai dude
Carl: sure
*takes of pants and shows his penis*

Have sex with your ex

November 8th.

Hey, Rebecca.

Hey, Ethan.

Do you know what day it is?

Know what day is it

Have sex with your ex day can fuck me?

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your younger self

Basicly most likely your most cringe memory

Your younger self:waches paw patrol
You now: *cringes

Wearin' your alzheimers

When a person is called out for wearing the same outfit within a short space of time

M1: You are wearin' your alzheimers today you forgetful motherfu**er.
Weren't you in that same stupid lookin shirt yesterday?
M2: yeah - Im just too broke to do laundry right now.

International snap your highest snap score a boob day

Send your highest snap score friend a picture of your boob to show how much you appreciate them.

Happy international snap your highest snap score a boob day! I appreciate you!

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who took your phone

Another from of saying who took your virginity

So, tell me, who took your phone Frankie;)?

Poop Your Shirt

When you suck at something so bad that you’ve done past pooped your pants! The poop has now entered the shirt region!
You can do no worse that pooping your shirt!

Poop your shirt: Verb.
To do a task so terrible that it’s compared to an infant dedicating all over themselves

Ex: Man, I really pooped my shirt on that last test!
Ex: Good Luck, Don’t Poop Your Shirt