Eating shit

Popular phrase used by bike riders (speciacally moutain) when they go over the handlebars face first and rub against the dirt.

Jeff keeps Eating Shit on this jump

EATING SHIT

to categorize someone who is unable to walk due to an athletic defect. Commonly refereed to as "Julieing it". A person generally called Julie G.

Oh did you see Julie eating shit in the parking lot. She is sooo unathletic. Poor her.

Shitting (something)

Being really good at something.

Hey, did you know I’m shitting (something) physics?
Really? I’m shitting math!!!

Crazy Shit

No I KNOW you saw it. I know.

Hym "I know you saw the crazy shit... And if you saw the CRAZY shit... You ALSO saw the BRILLIANT shit... So, you know... BEHOLD! THE GREATEST MIND WHO HAS EVER LIVED!!!"

Crazy Shit

When 2 elements combine to provide disorder and extreme shitness at the same time. Typically leads to catastrophic results however in rare cases (10000:1 chance) the elements blend seamlessly to create a force to be reckoned with.

Sam and Jack in the same team on Civ 6. Crazy Shit.

Shit logged

When your taking a shit and it stops mid shit

Brother: hurry up I need to shit
Ne:I cant I'm shit logged

Shit Topper

the act of having a wank during or after a shit and jizzing in the bowl of the toilet on top of the shit you've just done.

"Just did a shit topper, sorted me right out"