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Shit Happens

What your mom said to her friends after you were born.

"Omg, what is wrong with your kid?"

" Oh, you know. Shit happens. This time I fucked a crocodile. "

by Banana Republik May 22, 2018


shit hinigins

A phrase, more said like "SHIT HINIGINS," that is said when an act or sentence is done or said by a male, which is fairly or moderately homosexual.

*Blank* says = "Dude I love spaghetti and meat balls."
*Response by others* = "Dude, that was kind of homo, SHIT HINIGINS! SHIT HINIGINS!"

by Timpin P. April 27, 2008


Racist Shit Expert

Reg

Reg is a racist shit expert

by Chet_Manly007 December 31, 2023


Fake a Shit

The act of hiding out in the bathroom stall while checking your phone for a 1/2 hour

Chad pulled a fake a shit, I heard, his phone, playing angry birds while he was in the shitter

by Psyko Tek May 31, 2014


Shit's tripping

The circumstance where things are going a little too crazy.

'Bruh, did you know Jamie got arrested for pissing on the fountain?'
'Yeah man, shit's tripping.'
"For real"

by Neutral0id July 26, 2022


Gorilla Monkey Shit

Used By Ichijou Ririka
Use it like an Oji-san would!

Whoa Kanade that is some Gorilla Monkey Shit!”

by Hoeh? April 11, 2024


Shit Station

A truck stop toilet, urinal, spot on the floor between the toilet and the wall, sink or hidden places outside of the locked restroom door of a truck stop.

Shit! I need to find a Shit Station pronto or I'm gonna shit my trousers.

by SuperMegaAsshole December 27, 2021