National Pay Your Wife Day

Wives wear many hats and deserve to get paid. Give your wife money daily and everyone will be happier.

Happy wife, happy life. Celebrate National pay your wife day.

Send your bf some pussy

Send him some pics.

On this day you have to send your bf some pussy.

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Spring in your step

If you walk with or have a spring in your step, you walk energetically in a way that shows you are feeling happy and confident:

I see that every time you meet Susie you have spring in your step.

National hold hands with your girlfriend day

Finally it’s your chance for newbies hold hands with your crush on December 9-10!❤️

Boyfriend:Give me your hand🖤lets hold hands with you it’s national hold hands with your girlfriend day
Girl friend:okay💖
*Holds hands💓

Shut your thoughts up

A phrase used do to the pre notion of someone saying something stupid, obnoxious, rude, or negative.

Matt walks in the door with a disgruntled look on his face. Liz is getting the kids ready for bed. The dishes aren't done.

Matt: thinking to himself "why aren't the dishes done?"

Liz:" shut your thoughts up!"

some nice timtams in your pantry

good fashion sense and your palate of clothing is exceptional

"hey jack, you've got some nice timtams in your pantry"

your dog is cute

she wants the D

her:YOUR DOG IS CUTE

him:ok when am i coming over