J weed

When a non-religious individual begins to consider the existence of Jesus and God because of a very religious acquaintance, who pushes the idea onto you. This in turn deludes you to think that everyone around you who questions your new found belief is the Devil. This paranoia is similar to paranoia that is attributed to smoking marijuana.

Girl 1: Hey, guess what? Drew invited to go to church with him sometime soon, I think I'll go and see what it's like!
Girl 2: You are serious... Why would anyone want to go to church.
Girl 1: Oh my God, you are like the Devil trying to steer me away from the Lord!
Girl 2: You are honestly smoking the j weed, I'm gonna need you to calm the fuck down.

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J Ho

josh howard, basketball player for the dallas mavericks.

Dirty Dirk passes it out to J Ho, and he cans a triple.

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J hov

A phrase to call a jehovah witness if he/she thinks he/she is a gangsta.

Man: Hey wat up J hov!
J hov: Popa lockin wit ma friends homi G funk master cracker monkey.
Man: Yeah...keep doing your thing J hov..
J hov: oH FO SHIZZI!! You know how we do, flip floppin cracker wacker.

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J-Dogg

New sex position

"we tried the new this sex position last night, its the "j-dogg"

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j spot

Often confused with the G spot except that the j spot doesn't exist a lot.

dear bliss magazine,
Where's my j spot? my friends say they don't exist but my mum say's that she has one.

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J-Pop

Kind of japanese music that asians and NON ASIANS like because theyre otakus. J pop is really catchy and has meaningful lyrics like a poem. The famous J pop artists are ayumi hamasaki, utada hikaru, Namie Amuro, ect. Non Asians would be like " This is sooooooo better than dumb american music. Japan is soooooo awesome! OMG I love anime and japanese music! Why do non asians listen to J pop if theyre not even asian or japanese? Because theyre obcessed otakus. Americans or non asians can still appreciate japanese music but dont be overly obcessed about it and compare the artists to each other like " Ayumi is so better than Utada! To japanese people, they wont be even competition with each other and enjoy them both.

" J-Pop is soo much better than american music" I hear people say that quite alot...

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Bee J

When a girl with a mouthful of bees gives you a BJ

Scottie received a Bee J from his lady friend, and now his penis is inflamed.

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