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when a girl under 5'4" rides a dudes face that is over 5'10" while standing
buddy i gave emily a canadian skyscraper last night
A white hunter travels to the woods and takes aim at a deer and fires. A Indian fires a arrow at a nearby tree catching the hunters attention and said "you are hunting on my land". Then hunter said oh I'm sorry this is your property I will leave it to you until the Indian says I'll tell you what, whoever kicks eatch other in the balls the hardest gets to keep it, he then said "I'll go first" "WHAM!" The hunter groans In pain and said ok my turn. The Indian said "no that's ok you can keep it"
*White hunter* I just shot a deer today until I realized I was hunting on a Indian reservation so I tried to give it back until he fooled me into an Indian canadian standoff "man that hurt!"
A person who is relatively well known in the country of Canada who most people outside of Canada will most likely not know.
It’s not surprising you don’t know who Terry Fox is, he’s Canadian Famous.
someone who snipes someone with a fart
My friend jumped and yelled Canadian sniper and my friend got sniped
When you gradually train in colder water to prepare for a polar plunge. This is in contrast to a standard swimming taper where workouts get easier.
Are you ready for the polar plunge eh?
Ya I’m starting my Canadian taper tomorrow!
The sexual act of ejaculating into your partner's hands and then, they in turn, clap their hands feverishly back into your face.
The ultimate climax to our hot sex session ended with a Canadian Encore...my face was caked with semen splatter
When one Hershey squirts on a flat service while sitting down
Dude, I just made Canadian Pancake Mix!