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Walking Tortoise Head

An extreme case of Turtle Head, in which the victim is forced to take sliding baby steps and clench their butt cheeks in order to avoid a full on pant's crapping episode.

You suddenly realize you have turtle head. You leave your desk and take several steps towards the restroom only to experience the second stage of Turtle Head called, "Walking Tortoise Head". You clench your butt cheeks together and make baby steps praying for the strength and the luck to make it to the toilet in time to release this angry monster.

by Caedis T Yo April 12, 2011

8๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


walking the prairie dog

It's the awkward walk you do when you have to crap really badly and your prairie doging.

"dude whats the matter, you were speed walking with a really bad look on your face?"

"Just walking the prairie dog."

by winchester666 March 14, 2009

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Walk it like a dog

A dance where you are positioned on all fours(like a dog) without your knees touching the ground and you walk while bounce your ass.

"Now Walk it it like a dog walk it like a dog" DJ Jubilee- Monkey on a stick

by Freak Something June 29, 2005

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shadow your walk

means follow u

Billy, shadow your walk Nigga

by Allahatopia November 19, 2018


walk too heavy

To carry oneself with authority. To seem or be invincible. Neither having nor displaying fear. The opposite of fearful sneaking or easing around. Etc.

A brother would never bother you as you walk too heavy.

by j gamboge June 22, 2011


Walking yard sale

In reference to someone who is a mess, extremely disheveled, most often refers to parents of small children.

Her kids were up all night, so she's a walking yard sale today.

by Sos4321 August 23, 2015


street bully walk

A miami dance that is some what a mixture between the Haitian kompa and Spanish salsa

Naw he mutted that street bully walk

by ballie November 14, 2013