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A place that serves "home cooked" food in 12 minutes or less. Not a food cart.
I only have 30 minutes but I want some good fast-slow food.
Food that's basically for hermit crabs.
I'm feeding the hermit crab some hermit crab food.
Gratification of a deeper need, but neither nourishing nor filling. Causes regret, self-loathing and massive weight gain in the long run.
Dang, the last three jerks I dated turned into fast food relationships. I gotta detox or something.
A virgin ginger bitch who tends to be on the tinier side. She tends to be non-vaccine, and she is usually a bitch.
Me: Yo, I just banged that Whole Foods Cherry.
Him: Damn, good for you I guess, but I’m not about that shit.
A movie that has no real depth or replay value, but is fun to watch at the time.
Silly Moviegoer: I can't believe Avatar didn't win Best Picture!
Intelligent Moviegoer: Lies. Avatar was just a Junk Food Movie. District 9 (or whatever meaningful movie you care to insert) should have won.
if you have a sister you are intended to have her take some food anytime she sees you or you have food.
“hey do you have food”
“Yes”
“Okay give me some, sister food tax”
some fatboy pbfie pedo
if u get called a lukas food bandit wagwan for u cuz
“yo u know that guy”
“yh”
“he’s rah a lukas food bandit”
“rahh say swr that’s peak”