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When you and your sister are fuckin in the garage and she decides to take a giant hit off of a vape and blow the cloud through your dick hole, like when you were a little kid in the second grade at lunchtime and you would blow through your straw and Into your chocolate milk to make a bunch of bubbles, it's kinda like that.
yo babe, those Alabama Vicegrips last night really hurt, I think I need to go to the doctor
when you open the asshole and you take a turd right in the middle and have anal sex with the girl after that.
Last night I made a great Alabama HOT pan with Tiffany...
When you dirreah onto someone’s back and proceoto take a shit onto the waterfall and the shit flows down her back.
Hoe: Wanna try something new? TeHe ;)
Weird ass dude: How about an Alabama log flume?
Hoe: What’s that?
Weird ass dude: Magic!
Hoe: Let’s do it!
Alabamaism is the condition that many football players, especially quarterbacks, who went to Alabama seem much better than they are because they are surrounded by the best weapons in the league.
1: Isn’t it crazy how everyone thought Tua was gonna be the best.
2: Classic case of Alabamaism
Alabama squid is when during sex you put black powder up your ass and fart on the other person's face
Guy 1: "Yo I heard Duncan's girl broke up with him last week"
Guy 2: "oh yeah she caught him hitting a bitch with the Alabama squid
When you wrap your girl up from behind and grab a frying pan. While fucking her in the ass doggy style, fry an egg.
Hey girl, I want eggs today, wanna do the Alabama Panhandle?
When you poop in a bucket and let it cool off before putting it inside of a vagina and have sex with it.
She wasn't ok with it hot, so I pooped in a bucket then gave her an Alabama tepid pocket.