A mixture of Coors light and Mountain Dew
Hey Coors light tasted like shit so I made a Alabama river
A degrading sexual act where the female lays on the bed and sticks her tongue out flat and the male drags his butthole across her tongue, in a similar motion to a dog dragging its butt across the ground.
That girl is in need of an Alabama wet wipe...
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When you spit on a piece of toilet paper add lubrication & reduce friction before wiping. *Disclaimer: This only works with high quality quilted bath tissues. Do not try this with cheap tp or you’ll punch a hole through & end up with a poop fingy
I was taking a poo in a friends bathroom & it was one of those poo-of-1000 wipes, so I made myself an Alabama Wetwipe
A type of hammer, used by the people of Alabama, to break the bones of unsuspecting victims.
T-Roy certainly taught that man a lesson with his Alabama Bone Hammer.
A delectable sandwich made by the finest kitchen on Prospect St., updated for the culinary standards of Alabama
"Hey, have you completed the menu challenge?" "Nah, the only thing I have left is the Alabama Ciao."
When blood relatives Wed one another to keep the bloodline pure.
Brother and his sister ,mom and son,dad and daughter are reproducing to keep the generations of pure bloodlines intact. Alabama wedding
When two siblings sleep with the same person.
Ya my sister and I are Alabama by omission because we both fucked Ashley.