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A house husband. Defined by a pretty, confused, slightly dumb, anxious, but loyal man. Normally defined by his status with in a relationship. Not exclusively romantic.
Example characters: Howl (Howls Moving Castle), Peeta Mellark (The Hunger Games series), William Graham (NBC's Hannibal)
"Oh my god, Howl is such a bacon brick."
"He is my bacon brick."
bacon that tastes like socks or socks that tastes like bacon
Guy 1: "Dude did you try that bacon?"
Guy 2: "Bro, it tastes like bacon socks"
bacon that tastes like socks or socks that tastes like bacon
Guy 1: "Dude did you try that bacon?"
Guy 2: "Bro, it tastes like bacon socks"
The act of getting into a chase, whether on foot or high-speed pursuit, by law enforcement officers, most notably police officers, commonly referred to as pigs.
"Oh shit b, this crazy muhfucka on the news pulling bacon at 120mph on the 105!"
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"Hey man, we got a job, and the payoff is gonna be huge, but we need someone to pull bacon for us so we can get out smooth."
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"Hey man, we should fire this new paintball gun at the police station. They can't catch us if they can't see!"
"You're a fuckin idiot man. If you think you're gonna be able to pull bacon in that old piece of shit, you're dreamin'.
Swamp bacon is a type of salt-cured meat. Swamp bacon is prepared from several different cuts of meat, typically from the belly or back cuts from rodents of unusual size. It is considered a delicacy by those unfortunate enough to reside in a swamp and have little to no access to proper bacon, and is generally considered superior to having no bacon at all.
Dude just ate a whole plate of swamp bacon, and now is having a nap.
When your side bitch is fat
Last night I picked up some new side bacon at the Wendy's drive-thru
When a man pegs his lady friend, and then goes to town on that labia majora.
I saw Dopey last night and had a pound of bacon with a side of sausage.