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Obtain stage 4 prostrate cancer, with the surgeon having to fuck out the tumors, all though anesthesia is not allowed or else it doesn’t count. You also have to be wearing a motorcycle helmet while your parrot gets jerked off by the priests. Before getting the cancer, you must have had sex with at least 12 axolotls, all of them anally.
I didn’t think he would do it, but Dr. Johnson made me get to 82nd base!
TOC Based Shooter, or just TOC Shooter, is any Team, Objective, Class Based shooter game, such as Overwatch, Team Fortress 2, or Paladins.
A: Hey what's your favorite game?
B: I like Overwatch!
A: oh that TOC Based Shooter?
Where mathematicians go when they commit crime.
Did you hear about the mathematician that got convicted of robbery? He went straight to a square based prison.
AKA A titty wank
A guy named Willy at the foot of two large mountains
She gave me the best base camp Willy last night
Sucking your own dick and cumming in your eye and forcing yourself to cry to wash out the cum
Wow, last night I his twentieth base... I am now blind
Basically, obviously.
Used in acknowledgment of an obvious statement.
"That girl's shirt is so ugly."
"Base obv."
When Military men arrive to a new base/station and find a civie girl to sleep with for the duration of their stay/orders to fufill sexual urges/desires, when they recieve orders elsewhere, they drop their B.P.P for a new one at their next base.
I miss my last Base Pocket-Pussy (B.P.P), she got down and FREAKY with me, She was a blonde college girl from Miami.