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Brandon

handsome, sexy and smart. Libro in moon and caprisun in Venus. Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider. Around the age of 3-20 and born between September to December.

wow that is so brandon

by thisisnotbrendon November 22, 2021


Brandon

typically a smaller boy from Jewish descent, Brandon tends to be a submissive pussy who prefers when the women he's with boss him around. Doesn't have anything really going for him and overall people named Brandon are bound to not succeed and fail at everything they do, dont be like a brandon

god brandon is such a loser

by bithcboy April 19, 2024


Brandon

A man that pulls multiple bitches but only simps for one, light skin, tall af, sus af, and never tries to cheat. Enjoys anime manga and time with their partner and Latinos / Latinas

Sheeesh man is a real Brandon
Wish I coulda be a Brandon

by Venerable Tempest January 27, 2022


Brandon

A slur aimed towards unwanted, persistent suitors. Especially ones who display stalker-like and clingy behavior.

"Ugh, he's being SUCH a Brandon. He called me 3 times last night."

by Ninanina01 September 17, 2021


Brandon

Brandon is one of the sweetest and most good looking guy ever. He may be hard to deal with but he’s still the loving guy. He hides his emotions and try’s to say he’s fine all the time although he is hurting he has a caring side for his girlfriend he is calm and collective with her and makes her feel like the only girl in the world. He is tall even though he thinks he isn’t he’s brown hair with these beautiful brown eyes. He is sweet and kind but at the same time he’s rude and mean. If you hurt his girlfriend he would go to the ends of the earth for her. He spends all his money on her because he wants to spoil her constantly. With that if you ever find yourself being friends with a Brandon keep them and if you are his girlfriend stay with him.

Hey, is that Brandon?

Yeah that is let’s go talk to him!

by Lovergirl1028 January 28, 2025


Brandon

A major bully

Brandon bullies his girlfriend everyday!

by Catinthehat April 15, 2023


Brandon

He turned on a chromebook and fked with it

wow brandon just wow

by jerkin82362713 June 1, 2022