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Brandon

verb
1.
To rip someone off.
"Gave the guy a deal but he was just Brandoning me on eBay."
Similar:
deceptive
untrustworthy
unreliable
unstable
insecure

noun
1.
A very negative person

"I gave a million dollars to charity but that Brandon made me feel bad."

Similar:
cynical
negativism
detrimental
pessimistic
contradictory
nullifying
disavowal
abrogating
1.
INFORMAL•NORTH AMERICAN
synonym for a loser
2.
INFORMAL•BRITISH
A cunt
"Brandon is a real cunt."

This guy was stalking young girls on TikTok. A real Brandon that guy.

by Tim Hortons2424525 January 20, 2022


Brandon

Usually the son of Ian, a Brandon is an absolute beast up front on pro clubs and gets a lot of pussy because of it. Brandons usually have a massive bread head for scoring absolute worldies 70 yards out. Brandon has a huge dong that he slays the punani with but can only last 4 minutes.

What an absolute Brandon he is!

by Beach Bread Head December 05, 2018


Brandon

Brandon (noun) is a medical term that describes severe bloody stool constipation terminating at the entrance of the rectum. Nursing care involves disimpaction using one's fist and using portable suction to break apart the stool.

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Sorry hunny, I can't do anal tonight. My Brandon just isn't getting any bette

by Destroyer_M November 24, 2021


Brandon

hot salad

Brandon loves hot salad

by refaifiefaerfsreergs June 30, 2022


brandon

small dick....
Smallest dick in the world..
kinda crazy

Omg i gave brandon top and it was tiny

by ijdfidishfisdhf May 21, 2024


Brandon

Leah.

Leah.
Leah.
Leah.
No escape Brandon

by maincharacter October 19, 2023


Brandon

Definition is a person who finds a female that has someone their shit together then comes along and acts like it’s his takes it over and throws you away like trash also hides the fact that he is nothing but a psychotic mental case at least six personalities Hiding

Brandon is a dodo bird you get it

by Trailer park trash June 09, 2024