brown bag

Copulation with a member of the opposite sex facilitated by placing a grocery bag over their head, usually because they have a bangin bod, but a busted grill.

guy1: Damn dude! Check out that ass!
guy2: *whistles*
*hottie turns around, acne all over*
both in unison: Aww...damn!
guy1: Well, I'd still brown bag her.
guy2: *nods while shaking head*

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Brown dolphin

Also known as Sweet Tea.

going to Chick-fil-a and saying i would like a Brown Dolphin.

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brown badge

getting your brown badge is similar to receiving your red wings...

to be awarded your brown badge you need to fuck someone anally ..or give someone an rim job.

nonhomosexual only

yo did you hear about Jamal i heard he got his brown badge last night

dudes all excited that he has is brown badge..too bad his breath sticks of shit

hey did anyone tell you about trav last night? that boy was gunning for his brown badge and tina shit all over him

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brown-keying

Using a laptop while taking a shit.

B: I'm takin a shit.
N: Right now?
B: Yup, I'm brown-keying.
B: Its not a dell,its a dung.

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brown glacier

When you give a girl a cleveland steamer, and she mashes it all up between her breasts.

She turned my cleveland steamer into a brown glacier. it was so hot.

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brown journalism

1. journalism so biased, fallacious. filthy and full of shit that it makes mainstream journalism appear accurate and objective by comparison.

2. news so heavily biased and lacking in journalistic integrity that it actually makes yellow journalism seem white as snow.

3. News sources so absurdly base in their methods and so utterly lacking in basic standards of quality, accuracy, and objectivity that they somehow manage to make Fox news actually seem "fair and balanced" by comparison!

It may be true that modern journalism has become a hopeless mess of yellow journalism. But if you want to see a real cesspool, check out some of the alternative news sources. The Blaze, Prison Planet, Natural News, Mother Jones- these news outlets have gone farm beyond the territory of yellow journalism into what can only be called 'brown journalism'.

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Brown Sausage

When a man or women or man and man are having anal sex and during the anal penetration, the women or other man shits onto the penis.

I was having anal with Janice and she gave me a brown sausage!

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